Joe Hayes

AMike Shannon (Cardinals radio broadcaster) cornered the market with these gems:"That Ray Lankford and Brian Jordan are a one man wrecking crew".Broadcasting from New York under a full moon:"I wish you folks back in St. Louis could see this moon."Referring to Japanese pitching sensation Hideo Nomo:"He's is the biggest thing to hit Japan since they dropped that bomb on Nagashima!"Referring to a questionable ruling by the official scorer:"Well, no one’s perfect. Only one guy was ever perfect, Jack, and they nailed him to a tree!"Referrinng to ex-Cardinals outfielder Bernard Gilkey: "Gilkey was originally born in University City.""He's faster than a chicken being chased by Ronald McDonald!"Referring to Mike Schmidt:"...the longtime, and soon-to-be, Hall-of-Famer."Referring to a Home Run by Ted Simmons:"Well, that's the bread on Simmons's butter."Broadcasting the day before Easter:"I just want to tell everyone Happy Easter and Happy Hanukkah."When the Cubs' Derrick Lee took 2nd base late in the game without a throw from the Cardinals' catcher:"Lee runs into second...they'll just let him go. They call that runner's indifference...or something like that. Hah. "Urging Scott Rolen to take a pitch on 3-0:"You don't kick that dog as he's sleeping on the porch, you don't step on his tail, you just walk on by. If you step on his tail, he might jump up and bite you on the ankle or the kneecap."Talking about a road game in Montreal:"This game is moving along pretty quick, it must have something to do with the exchange rate."Referring to a young fan who was hit with a foul ball: "And that youngster will leave the stadium with a souvenir today. Not a ball, but a nice looking bruise."After closer Jason Isringhausen lost his command of the strike zone:"Izzy's like a wild hare in March, running all over the lot!"Referring to the Busch Stadium organist:"Ernie Hayes is up there playing with his organ.”After a batter leading off the ninth inning with his team down by three took a mighty swing but missed: "He was trying to hit a three run homer with the bases empty. To my knowledge, no one in the history of the game has ever done that. But it could happen someday. You never know in this world of baseball."After ex-Cardinals outfielder Brian Jordan was hit by a pitch for the fourth time on one road trip:"Jordan must feel like a Ouija Board."Referring to former manager Whitey Herzog:"The key thing is, he has that photogenic mind."While Mike and Joe were discussing unflattering photographs of players that had been flashed on the screen at another ballpark, Mike's take on the quality of the photo selection:"Some of those guys look like the picture was taken while they were seeing their first UFO."After several seconds of laughter, Joe adds:"As opposed to their second or third."The TV lights were on in the press box and the umpire stopped the game until they were turned off:“The reason you can’t do that is the light will get in the fielder’s eyes and they’ll get hit right between the coconuts

Ai think they need to keep billups and hamilton in the backcourt. they need to find a way to get prince goin offensive wise or trade him. in the celtics series he had trouble scoring. sheed needs help i think they should try to sign jermaine oneal, antwan jamison, or maybe elton brand so they have solid frontcourt play. Also if we could strike a deal with the rockets like prince, mcdyess, juan dixon, and 1st round pick for mcgrady,and francis or alston that be cool. the starting 5 next year would be; pg Billups, sg Hamiltion, sf Mcgrady, pf ( jermaine,antwan,or brand ) center sheedbench would be (francis or alston) stucky, hayes, maxell, ratlif

AGraysonHaydenChaseOne syllable names - Scott, James, Mike, Bart, Tate, Stan, Joe, Link.Hope that helps!:) Great names!

AThe Molestation Enabler division does have a nice ring to it.

AHayes like you totally agree this Great Coach is still competitive and a very Awesome Individual. I am an LSU fan and Love to see Joe Patrino Coach. He has beaten the best. No matter how you cut the pie such coaches as Paul Bryant, Joe Patrino, Bobby Bowden are modern day Mega Coaches one passed on. Enjoy the other 2 while we can.

AAs of this moment Tayshaun Prince.... But RONDO IS COMING FOR THAT NO.1 SPOT

ARk. Player Team(s) Total # of Yrs 1 Kareem Abdul-jabbar Milwaukee Bucks (1969/70 - 1974/75)Los Angeles Lakers (1975/76 - 1988/89) 38,387 20 2 Karl Malone Utah Jazz (1985/86 - 2002/03)Los Angeles Lakers (2003/04) 36,928 19 3 Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls (1984/85 - 1992/93)Chicago Bulls (1994/95 - 1997/98)Washington Wizards (2001/02 - 2002/03) 32,292 15 4 Wilt Chamberlain Philadelphia Warriors (1959/60 - 1961/62)San Francisco Warriors (1962/63 - 1964/65)Philadelphia 76ers (1964/65 - 1967/68)Los Angeles Lakers (1968/69 - 1972/73) 31,419 14 5 *Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic (1992/93 - 1995/96)Los Angeles Lakers (1996/97 - 2003/04)Miami Heat (2004/05 - 2007/08)Phoenix Suns (2007/08 - present) 27,430 16 6 Moses Malone Buffalo Braves (1976/77)Houston Rockets (1976/77 - 1981/82)Philadelphia 76ers (1982/83 - 1985/86)Washington Bullets (1986/87 - 1987/88)Atlanta Hawks (1988/89 - 1990/91)Milwaukee Bucks (1991/92 - 1992/93)Philadelphia 76ers (1993/94)San Antonio Spurs (1994/95) 27,409 19 7 Elvin Hayes San Deigo Rockets (1968/69 - 1970/71)Houston Rockets (1971/72)Baltimore Bullets (1972/73)Capital Bullets (1973/74)Washington Bullets (1974/75 - 1980/81)Houston Rockets (1981/82 - 1983/84) 27,313 16 8 Hakeem Olajuwon Houston Rockets (1984/85 - 2000/01)Toronto Raptors (2001/02) 26,946 18 9 Oscar Robertson Cincinnati Royals (1960/01 - 1969/70)Milwaukee Bucks (1970/71 - 1973/74) 26,710 14 10 Dominique Wilkins Atlanta Hawks (1982/83 - 1993/94)Los Angeles Clippers (1993/94)Boston Celtics (1994/95)San Antonio Spurs (1995/96)Orlando Magic (1996/97) 26,668 15 11 John Havlicek Boston Celtics (1962/63 - 1977/78) 26,395 16 12 Alex English Milwaukee Bucks (1976/77 - 1977/78)Indiana Pacers (1978/79 - 1979/80)Denver Nuggets (1979/80 - 1989/90)Dallas Mavericks (1990/91) 25,613 15 13 Reggie Miller Indiana Pacers (1987/88 - 2004/05) 25,279 18 14 Jerry West Los Angeles Lakers (1960/61 - 1973/74) 25,192 14 15 Patrick Ewing New York Knicks (1985/86 - 1999/00)Seattle SuperSonics (2000/01)Orlando Magic (2001/02) 24,815 17 16 *Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers (1996/97 - 2006/07)Denver Nuggets (2006/07 - present) 23,960 12 17 Charles Barkley Philadelphia 76ers (1984/85 - 1991/92)Phoenix Suns (1992/93 - 1995/96)Houston Rockets (1996/97 - 1999/00) 23,757 16 18 *Kobe Bryant Los Angeles Lakers (1996/97 - present) 23,528 12 19 Robert Parish Golden State Warriors (1976/77 - 1979/80)Boston Celtics (1980/81 - 1993/94)Charlotte Hornets (1994/95 - 1995/96)Chicago Bulls (1996/97) 23,334 21 20 Adrian Dantley Buffalo Braves (1976/77)Indiana Pacers (1977/78)Los Angeles Lakers (1977/78 - 1978/79)Utah Jazz (1979/80 - 1985/86)Detroit Pistons (1986/87 - 1988/89)Dallas Mavericks (1988/89 - 1989/90)Milwaukee Bucks (1990/91) 23,177 15 21 Elgin Baylor Minneapolis Lakers (1958/59 - 1959/60)Los Angeles Lakers (1960/61 - 1971/72) 23,149 14 22 Clyde Drexler Portland Trailblazers (1983/84 - 1994/95)Houston Rockets (1994/95 - 1997/98) 22,195 15 23 Gary Payton Seattle SuperSonics (1990/91 - 2001/02)Milwaukee Bucks (2002/03)Los Angeles Lakers (2003/04)Boston Celtics (2004/05)Miami Heat (2005/06 - 2006/07) 21,813 17 24 Larry Bird Boston Celtics (1979/80 - 1991/92) 21,791 13 25 Hal Greer Syracuse Nationals (1958/59 - 1962/63)Philadelphia 76ers (1963/64 - 1972/73) 21,586 15 26 *Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves (1995/96 - 2006/07)Boston Celtics (2007/08 - present) 21,273 13 27 Walt Bellamy Chicago Zephyrs (1961/62 - 1962/63) Baltimore Bullets (1963/64 - 1965/66)New York Knicks (1965/66 - 1968/69)Detroit Pistons (1968/69 - 1969/70)Atlanta Hawks (1969/70 - 1973/74)New Orleans Jazz (1974/75) 20,941 14 28 Bob Pettit Milwaukee Hawks (1954/55)St. Louis Hawks (1955/56 - 1964/65) 20,880 11 29 David Robinson San Antonio Spurs (1989/90 - 2002/03) 20,790 14 30 George Gervin San Antonio Spurs (1976/77 - 1984/85)Chicago Bulls (1985/86) 20,708 10 31 Mitch Richmond Golden State Warriors (1988/89 - 1990/91)Sacramento Kings (1991/92 - 1997/98)Washington Wizards (1998/99 - 2000/01) Los Angeles Lakers (2001/02) 20,497 14 32 Tom Chambers San Diego Clippers (1981/82 - 1982/83)Seattle Supersonics (1983/84 - 1987/88)Phoenix Suns (1988/89 - 1992/93)Utah Jazz (1993/94 - 1994/95)Charlotte Hornets (1996/97)Philadelphia 76ers (1997/98)

AI'm a huge fan of theirs also. I'm hoping we can keep the team strong without having to rebuild.C - I'm sure that there isn't squat out there for centers right now via free agency. So you either stick with Sheed or trade him and your draft pick for a center. Honestly I know people want Rasheed out, but who can they get that's better? Unless you can find a player of equal or better value there's no sense in trading him. This season Amir Johnson needs to get 20 minutes per game as backup center.PF - I'd love Maxiell to be in the starting lineup, he's earned it and he plays well there. McDyess should go back to being the 6th man, he's more comfortable there and a more productive scoring/defensive punch.SF - I would definitely KEEP Tayshaun Prince, he's the Backbone of the Pistons defense. He's not the greatest scorer, but they can't afford to lose him. Besides he should be entering his prime about next season. Jarvis Hayes' future is up in the air, Flip Saunders refused to use him in the playoffs when they needed his outside shot. So if they keep him good and if not go after somebody like Matt Barnes of GS for a backup.SG - Rip Hamilton, definitely keep him. No other players like him around. He was the lone consistent player throughout the Boston series. Washington guard Roger Mason is up for grabs he's n unrestricted FA and he would give them another shooter off the bench.PG - Chauncey is still captain and has a couple good years left. Stuckey will succeed him after his contract ends in 2 years. Lindsey will retire. Stuckey will resume point guard duties spliting time and the 1 and 2 guard.Hayes, Dixon and Herrmann are all free agents and I doubt they'll be back.

ARoy Hobbs. He is a mix of Ted Williams and Shoeless Joe.

AHey pal, I know what your looking at here. I am 19, and just starting college and I am going into coaching. I have done alot of research toward this. I know that this is a huge answer, but if you are serious about coaching, please read all of it.1 Teams on any level want coaching experience, so get this any way you can. Play all the way through highschool, then, if your good enough, play all the way through college. If you cant cut it in college, see if your highschool coach will let you help coach your JV team, do as much coaching as you can. You will have to start at the bottom and work your way up, just as though you were a player.2 If you are good enough to play in college, do that, then when you graduate, try to become a junior assistant at that college, and then skip the high school stage. This is how all the big name coaches got started. Bill Belichick, Pete Carroll, Joe Paterno, Bo Schembecler, Woody Hayes, all of them have coached on alot of different levels, they werent great right off the bat.3 As far as classes go, you should go into another marketable major. I mean, just in case. What would be worse than to take all of these coaching classes, and then find out that its not what you hoped for, or you dont have what it takes. Better safe than sorry.4 With that said, I would look to go into teaching. Its not that much different from coaching. Also, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!! Many junior assistants in college become Highschool head coaches. If this is the case, the schools will want some one that is also on there teaching staff. This is because of all these budget cuts, most schools cannot aford someone who is only a coach, most have to teach as well.5 Now, there are 2 ways to go here. You can teach something like physical Ed. and weight training, ETC. These will come in handy when you are training your football players. Way number 2 is to do a more marketable subject like math or science. This will not help train players, but it will help you get a job. If you dont get the job, you wont need to know how to train players.6 Now for the hard part. You have to be good. Thats all there is to it. Thats all the NFL is looking for. They want to win games. So, this is you. You win three consecutive state highschool titles. You get a job at the little college. You stay there a few years and win several conference championships. Now, you get a job at the big school. Your the coach at Michigan, or USC, or Ohio State, heaven forbid. You win two or three national titles, some conference titles.Now, some piss poor pro team want to win some ball games this year. So heres your big chance, go gettem.