Fulham fan Mike fondly recalls meeting one of his heroes, Sir Bobby Robson, at a dinner at the Riverside Stadium for Willie Maddren’s wife, Hilary. “I had a long chat with him and he signed my new Fulham shirt - 50 years after signing my programme ...

The invited squad this week is Regan Watkinson (St Augustine’s); Luke Smith (Norbridge); Josh Robson (Bracken Lane); Ryan Dixon ... Josh Hooton (Sir Edmund Hillary); Jay Smith (Carr Hill); Jack Wilson (Harworth CE). Staff: Messrs Pressley, Tarr.

It also made clear that his marriage to Hillary Rodham has had, over the years, a whiff of the “partnership”, if not the marriage of convenience. The programme was impressive but hardly unimpeachable. Crucial names (Ricky Ray Rector, Juanita Broaddrick ...

Honor Roll Third Grade: Jacob Baker, Colin Bircher, Jacob Brooks, Sophie Burchfield, Marissa Erb, Ashley James, Kylee Jones, Malakhi Mitchell, Makayla Randlett, Ciera Robson ... Dustin Rzucidlo, Hilary Smith, Matthew Smith, Paige Zeigler.